Congrats Christians, you’ve managed to find a way to make hugging people seem creepy.  This video is like a car wreck, you know you shouldn’t stop and stare but you just cant help it.  

How are you able to try and look tough with gunshots and sirens and two oddly placed black guys in the background, and yet somehow rap about the dangers of front-hugging with a straight face?  And what’s with the remix of the Imerial March from Star Wars!?  You ruined a classic!!!

I need a drink…