Ah Toronto.   Breathe it in.  Smells like…that homeless guy sleeping on the sewer grate over there…

I hate the skydome and the CN tower too,

I hate Nathan Phillip’s square and the Ontario Zoo,

The rent’s too high, the air’s unclean,

The beaches are dirty and the people are mean,

And the women are big and the men are dumb,

And the children are loopy cuz they live in a slum!

The water is polluted and their mayor’s a dork,

They dress real bad and they think they’re New York,

In Toronto, Ontario-o-o